• Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via cumfort)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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